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How to (not!) Fast Play a Disney DVD

Sorry it’s been so quiet around here lately, but I’ve been doing a lot of big projects for Macworld. Last week, I wrote a series of articles on the new Intel Core Duo mini. I even wrote about why I’m sometimes SO DIMM, concerning a small (or not so small) mistake I made when purchasing RAM for the new mini.

This week, I took that same mini and turned it into a dual-booting OS X / Windows XP box, and detailed my experiences during the project. So that’s why things have been a bit slow around here lately; after finishing up my daily duties, the fingers and brain have been too worn out to blog about some of the things on my mind. But this particular item was too good to ignore, so I worked on it last night and I’m posting it now for your enjoyment…there’s even a bit of a tip in here, though not an OS X tip.

A couple weeks ago, we bought Disney’s Lady and the Tramp DVD for our daughter. When I put it in for the first time, it was hard to miss Disney’s new feature–Fast Play:

DVD Fast Play

While you’re looking at this pretty screen, whose buttons don’t show up for several seconds, you’re listening to the announcer say:

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s Fast Play. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass Fast Play, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fast Play will begin in a moment…

My first thought was, wow, cool, a way to skip all that cruft they load our DVDs with nowadays?! Too cool! A not-so-quick experiment, however, proved my initial thought wrong…very, very wrong! Select Fast Play on Lady and the Tramp, and here’s what you’ll get:

  1. Little Mermaid Special Edition DVD preview
  2. Shaggy Dog movie preview
  3. Chicken Little DVD preview
  4. Brother Bear 2 movie preview (there was a Brother Bear 1?)
  5. Airbuddies DVD preview
  6. The Disney DVD “oooooh” splash screen and sound effects.
  7. The Disney DVD Enhanced Home Theater Mix splash screen and sound effects.
  8. Piracy warning #1 – general ‘you are a thief and we don’t trust you’ message.
  9. Piracy warning #2 – ‘The FBI doesn’t trust you either. We know you’re stealing stuff.’
  10. The movie!

Add it all up, and it takes roughly seven minutes and 10 seconds!! to go from the first time I saw anything onscreen to actually seeing the movie. Fast Play? They call that Fast Play? How long does the Slow Play alternative take to start the movie, three days?

I restarted the disc, and clicked the Main Menu button as soon as I could. From there, I chose Play Movie, then Widescreen. Next I got to see the two Disney splash screens and the two piracy screens, then the movie started. Total time required, only one minute and twenty seconds. But you can actually do better, much better, than that. And this tip works with pretty much every DVD I’ve tried it with.

After inserting a DVD, press the Menu button on your remote, or an onscreen button, whatever you can, to get to the Main Menu as quickly as possible. From there, click the Scene (or Chapter or whatever they choose to call it) Selection button. Then choose the first scene in the movie, which is almost always the opening credits. Then select your screen format (if necessary), and you’re done. The movie will simply start playing. No Disney splash screens. No FBI warnings. Nothing but movie, the way things were meant to be.

For Lady and the Tramp, this process takes only 28 seconds, from initial screen activity to viewing the actual movie. Now that’s what I call Fast Play!

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  1. This is why I use bit torrent. screw disney, their overpriced movies, and their crappy time wasting DVDs.

  2. Those that buy a DVD don’t want to see the warnings, or any previews until after the film (in most cases) – we aren’t in a cinema waiting for the rest of the audience to join us with their loud sweet packages and popcorn.

    Having bundled the purchased DVD with these (including Disneys annoying ‘Fast Play’) is truly an act of stupidity on their part. It just annoys their customers who legitimately purchased the movie.

    The warnings just say ‘hey did you know you could have done it illegally and not had to pay a cent? though it would cost you lots if we find you!’ and ‘the American FBI doesn’t like you’.

    For me that just says I should have downloaded the movie in the first place, and that living in Australia means I’d have to deal with some other alphabet agency anyway (MPAA or that other bunch?).

    I wish they (Disney and all the other movie production companies) would open their eyes and stop alienating their customers.

    As a side note game production companies could learn from the same lesson. Their masses of over the top copy protection methods serve the same purpose as privacy and FBI warnings. If they want to annoy their customers they are doing it splendidly.

  3. At least you’re getting the movie – I bought Frozen from Amazon and returned the first copy, thinking it was defective. The second DVD still doesn’t work and my niece must think I don’t know what I’m doing!! Is it my “old” SONY player? It’s probably 10 years old.

  4. Disney’s SlowPlay should have been a better name for this anti-feature. It sucks.

    Also, to jump straight to the movie, you can try Warner Bros. older DVD releases. Those DVDs may have a “Start Movie” option in the Scene Selection menu. Choosing that option auto-starts the movie. They also may have a “End Credits” option that, when chosen, bring you to the closing credits. Current WB DVDs and Blu-Rays don’t have any of those WB-only features, but also no FastPlay.

    Hit Entertainment DVDs since 2007 also have this FastPlay ripoff called “Auto Play,” but selecting that offers truly fast play. They even made their own screen for Auto Play at the very start of the DVDs with the feature.

    Universal, on the other hand, did what Disney used to do – forcing you to watch every preview until you get to the main menu. Paramount also did the same thing when they started adding previews to their DVDs

    Bottom line: Bypass Disney’s SlowPlay. Having to watch 8-12 minutes of previews before the feature presentation (or program) on DVDs sure ain’t fun…It’s very annoying AND time-consuming.

    1. Screw Disney.

      Disney’s films are overpriced.

      Those other people also lie.

      SlowPlay is a anti-feature, as stated above.

      They must stop these lies.

      Story in a nutshell.

      FTR, WB DVDs that have animated menus give you 3 or 2 chances to decide what you’ll do. If you didn’t decide what to choose within that time frame, the film auto-starts. THIS is what I mean by what I’ve wrote in this reply.

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